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Hi Luke Matthews. Thanks for your great question. I've attached a great mattress protector which will have no problem soaking up all of that piss. Rest easy Luke:.
If you're worried about disappointing her again then I would say play it safe. Girls love cosmetics so I would get her something that she can use to get ready for a night out. I've attached a pair of heavy duty toenail clippers. They'll be sure to make here feel as sexy as a sausage. Show her what you're made of mate ;)
Ohhh, that's quite a personal one! I'm comfortable with that.
Believe it or not I was a musician. I was in the band Kangawooga with my pals Waldron, Doc and Steph. We released a few singles, our biggest being "I'm gonna miss you baby (If you don't come home with me tonight)". Sold 228 records, made 50p off of each one. You do the math.
Anywhoo I fell out with that lot a while back. Turns out Me and Doc were both romantically involved with Steph. She was a stunner (Imagine Stevie Nicks but with the quick-wittedness and brains of Carol Vorderman). Her and Doc now live together in Norwich, I follow them on Facebook. As for Waldron, last I heard he was cutting keys for the elderly.